Cop car chasing a speeding car on the freeway; Cop turns on siren and flashing lights, drives alongside and the car; speeds up to 160 kmthe cop car on it"s tail for 10 minutes, speeds up to 180 km, finally the driver pulls over;the irate cop drags the driver out of the car; " you saw me clearly and you keep on speeding,just give me one good reason why; been drinking? " only had a couple.Cop: so ...why drive like an idiot? Reply" the wife ran off with a cop two days ago, I thought you were bringing her back.Aussie Paul.