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Dr. Geezer vs. Dr. YoungOld Mr. Geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside thatsaid: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn"t know beansabout medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.So he went to Dr. Geezer"s clinic. This is what transpired.Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young"s mouth."Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"Dr Geezer: "Congratulations! You"ve got your taste back. That will be $500."Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient"s mouth."Doctor Young: "Oh no you don"t, -- that is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You"ve got your memory back. That will be $500."Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don"t have any medicine for that, so "Here"s your $1000 back."Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."Moral of story -- Just because you"re "Young" doesn"t mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!! ;D