tongue transplant

[bones]

Is it possible to get one? Cause damn near chewed mine off today ,, seriously it should be law sheep cockies not allowed to own nd run cattle, done a little job today in a "clean" paddock nd got a 13 yr old bullock numerous other gems nd about 20 of 12 to 18 month mickies. Can"t wait for a paddock they think they might have missed a few in , oh boy the joys of it all, the best bit is they still want to try nd do it the way they think "works" yeah, apparently 13 years of working The best bit was the gates into a holding paddock right beside the gates on a road to frig knows where so he opens both set of gates, while floating around waiting for the mob to get there I fly up nd see it nd say Wtf why both gates open ? Well thought I would open the other gates incase we had trouble at least they be out of paddock, Wtf seriously gonna just let them go as long as they out of this paddock.Like I said I need a tongue transplant but he not need an ozzy dictionary Ok rant over going for a beer

[bones]

Sorry just thought of something if I hear someone say I just gonna take a "cut" on a motorbike again I gonna take out my blunt knife nd take a couple of cuts out of their groin area

[birdy]

Sounds like you havnt had any cement for a while.

[Ken Watson]

I"ve met some good ones too! We had one bloke who wanted some bailing done and had decided to do the small paddock as he might not cope with the big one yet. He did the cut and rake. My mate turned up to bail, could hardly turn in the paddock and bailed the giant amount of 13. Yes they were small bales too! About $3 of revenue for him. Ken

[bones]

I really wish I could turn off the "give a f@ck" that seems to drive me crazy as I know its not the cattle fault, so I keep trying to get it through to the owner but then crap like this arvo happens nd I just turn off the bike take my hat off jump on it nd then roll a smoke nd he can"t work out what MY problem is, or well only 1 more week I can suffer that long I guess, man gonna be an alco at this rate

[bones]

Give me strength for the last days of cattle work of life, like this anyway I hope

[birdy]

Im only gessn, but you do remember wot side o the border your on ay??

[bones]

Or today was a classic, swung the gate let they gallop for about 2 mile, calves going everywhere, then put them in their paddock then then tried to pull them up I"m sitting on my scooter think WTF is this guy on so I turned around nd went home,, fair dink , nd this was after spending about near 3 hrs getting them out of a 4000 ac this morning. I wonder why hmmmOhh yeah I not wanted on that side anymore :"(

[birdy]

Ohh yeah I not wanted on that side anymoreMe neither. A 7 YO bullick hooked his horn under me the ribcage this mor"n. :"(Seems he reconed there wasnt enuf room for him and me in the same space. ???Lucky he never broke the skin. Cant say the same bout the bita bone under it tho. >

[bones]

We not 20 anymore ol fella hey look after ya self Oh nd just rang ol mate bout a job tomorrow, he said well it gonna be a f#ck but come over nd have some fun WTF where do I find these people

[birdy]

WTF where do I find these people Im thinkn they know sumthn.

[chook]

Ohh yeah I not wanted on that side anymoreMe neither. A 7 YO bullick hooked his horn under me the ribcage this mor"n. :"(Seems he reconed there wasnt enuf room for him and me in the same space. ???Lucky he never broke the skin. Cant say the same bout the bita bone under it tho. >HMMM thats gunna hurt!So listen up you mob - no making Birdy laugh - orrright?Regards......Chook.

[gbw]

"A 7 YO bullick hooked his horn under me the ribcage this mor"n. :"("Sounds like you were counting his rings to figure his age!Thats a lot of meat to tangle with. Bet you are feeling it nowYou surely pay a price to get that good flavour. Civilisation has an advantage, my meat does not have horns. Or anything else nasty.Graham

[birdy]

Or anything else nasty.Or so theyd have you believe.Tis all part of the rufntumble mate, definatly worth it wen you get to eat 100% real beef.

[Brian]

Cant imagine how sore you are Birdy but at least you still got your humour & yep, you just cant beat proper grass fed