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Birdy has often mention this bloke in his despatches.....Jack SchittI am the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents" objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and, because her children were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married LodaSchitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt- Happens wedding.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his bride, Pisa Schitt and their new born son Tuff.So, now when someone says, "You don"t know Jack Schitt," you can correct them!
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Bloody brilliant ...... stealing this to entertain the Sky Wolverines!!!! ;D
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I nearly schitt myself laughing when I read that.... good onya!
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had a bloody good laugh...thanks
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I was so intrigued by all of this schitt, I was beginning to be somewhat of a septic. As I have recently joined a geneology site, I thought I would look into this schitt lineage and see if it was for real.
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