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Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?Because they can"t spell beer. Why can"t Aussie blokes take their girlfriends to the cricket?They eat all the grass. An Australian driving instructor is taking young Bruce out on a lesson in the Outback, when they find the road"s blocked. The instructor says,"Bruce, have you ever made a U-turn?"Bruce says, "No, but I once made a ram"s eyes water."
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Mr Monroe step in here and talk to prick!Regards.......Chook.
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Not sure if MR Pick here needs a spelling lesson or a Geography lesson.
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A kiwi bloke walks up to a pub in the outback... he sees an ol digger dangling a rod & fishing line in a dried out pot hole. He shakes his head as he walks in and gets himself a xxxx (beer). He watches the digger for a while and then in a very rare moment of benevolence orders a xxxx for the digger and calls him over.. halfway through the digger"s beer he asks "what are you catching and how many have you caught?".... the ol digger replies "You"re the eighth kiwi so far"
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Hmmmm Aussie jokes eh? Whats the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?You can"t wash your hands in a Buffalo
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