Bunnings does have everything One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I"d better see a Doctor." "Listen, you don"t have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There"s a diagnostic computer down at Bunnings. Just Give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what"s Wrong and What to do about it. it takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars A lot cheaper Than a Doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and Takes it to Bunnings. He deposits ten
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Thats not all, at Bunning"s we have The Lowest Prices, Widest Range and Best Service....and the lowest prices are just the beginnning....Regards Keith...New Dubbo Warehouse ready to commence trading on May 26th with the Grand Opening Saturday 31st, with fireworks, jumping castles for the kids, sporting olympian as our special guest and a whole lot more....
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Keith"we have The Lowest Prices, Widest Range and Best Service....and the lowest prices are just the beginnning...."No offence Keith, but you get what you pay for..Some things that come from there, by way of example, look like a wheel barrow, smell like a wheel barrow, taste like a wheel barrow, feel like a wheel barrow, but sure don"t last like a wheel barrow nor perform like a wheel barrow. I don"t think there are many things in there that aren"t made in China... the lowest prices are just the beginning of the end of all Australian Industry. Basically what we are doing is buying back our own dirt with value added.Nic.
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