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A retired tradesman finds himself in serious trouble. His business has gone bust and he"s in dire financial straits. He"s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.He begins to pray..."God, please help me. I"ve lost my business and if I don"t get some money, I"m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.He again prays.... "God, please let me win the lotto! I"ve lost my business, my house, and I"m going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and he still has no luck.Once again, he prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I"ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My lady and I are starving. I don"t often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The poor little bloke is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."My little mate, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
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Well what about this,These people have obviously all moved to Australia !! IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "No, it"s not. Four is larger than two..."
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