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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he"s doing a show in a pub in Spring Gully.With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I"ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person"s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister !!! I"m talking to that little ******* on your knee!!

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    ahahhahhahhahaha **die laughing**Good one Mr Monro.Has anyone seen that maxi - plastic show called "make me a supermodel", I offered, I made it out of clay and they sent it back in the post...But really - how many of the candidates have brown eyes?! I see things like this and it sh1ts me off something fierce, I guess if you have brown hair and brown eyes you can"t be dumb too!Jeers,Nic.

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      Ive got a brown eye?!Hasnt everyone?Mark

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        Mr Horanus...I guess it depends on your skin colour, and how carefully you wipe it... I"m guessing if you"re a white caucasion then you aren"t so particular... Imagine if you were Sudanese.Oh, here is the next Joke:http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...22,00.htmlHave a read fellas, next time you have a good time you could really get f*d over.Cheers,Nic.

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