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A farmer and his son went to town to go to the cattle auctions, he"s sold most of the old stock he had and was looking for some new talent in his herd.They went to the cattle yards and the farmer took his son into the yards and started looking at the stock, one of the cows caught his eye.He moved into the yard after he put his son on the fence and told him to stay there, rolled up his sleeves
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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one dayand said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofabed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep everynight with a hot 25-year-old gal.Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screenTV, but I"m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you"re notholding up your side of things."My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheapapartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.Aren"t older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-lifecrisis...
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