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Leroy and rastus decide to go hunting for a few days.........day one nothing......day 2 nothingBy now the lads are getting worried...........ok says leroy, this is our last day, so let"s begin real early.Off they goes................rastus sees the bushes moving about, he lines up his rifle about midway, then let"s rip.from behind the bushes leroy stumbles out, crashes to the ground dead.Geeesuz blurts rastus, jumps into his jeep, and drives helta skelta back home, dropping into a mates place, he tells his mate what has just happined, mate says you gota tell leroys wife mate.........and be very sensative how you do it.Rastus says ........maaate, you got all them fancy words........you go and tell her.........ok says mate, so off he goes.Knocks on the front door of leroys house, woman opens the door............mate says.............is you the widow of leroywoman says..........she is the wife of leroy, and she ain"t no widowLike hell you ain"t no widow blurts mate.........trust me.......... ;D ;D