IRISH JOKE OF THE YEAR.

[GraemeMonro]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; It would taste better if you bought one at a time."The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America,the other in Australia, and I"m here in

[Mark Horan]

I can top that one,everyone blames the arabs for the twin tower disaster, however, new evidence suggests that it was an innocent mistake.Mick and paddy were hanging a door on the 136th floor of the world trade centre. Try as they might they just couldnt get the door to fit. Mick measures the door widthwise and for height. Eventually mick decides that the door is too tall for the hole in the wall.Mick turns to Paddy and says, " Paddy, would you wizz down to the van, get a plane and take a bit off the Top?"Mark.