VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

[GraemeMonro]

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television2) Telephone3) Telawoman

[Mark Horan]

Monro,I was hoping there was going to be a clever joke somewhere in there about

[firefly]

Well Mark, here is one for your missus, an oldie but a goodie for the girls....What do you do if you see you husband stagering around the back yard??Reload

[GraemeMonro]

Well Mark, here is one for your missus, an oldie but a goodie for the girls....What do you do if you see you husband stagering around the back yard??Reload Fair go, thats a bit much. What did we (men) do to deserve a coment like that? :"(

[birdy]

Why dosnt a womans guts fall out wen shes on the throne?The vacuum in her head is holdn it up.

[firefly]

Well Mark, here is one for your missus, an oldie but a goodie for the girls....What do you do if you see you husband stagering around the back yard??Reload Fair go, thats a bit much. What did we (men) do to deserve a coment like that? :"(Oh harden up princess....... it"s just a joke like the ones on this thread

[GraemeMonro]

Princess? ?

[firefly]

And somehow.... I find that believalbe!

[Tim]

No woman"s going to tell me what colour washing up gloves I"m going to wear.

[firefly]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."