Crutchless knickers

[Michael]

This frustrated wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt tospice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge setteeopposite her husband.At strategic moments she crosses her legs ... enough times till herhusband says... "Are you wearing crutchless knickers?""Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile."Thank Christ for that... I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge......

[GraemeMonro]

Yep, give you full points for that one, made me laugh.Graeme.