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We have had a bit of discussion on cows lately, working them, looking at them and eating them. Well the other day I heard a story about a cow that you may empathise with.The only cow in a small town in New Zealand stopped giving milk. The townfolk found they could buy a cow in Australia quite cheaply.They brought the cow from Australia and it was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they"d never have to worry about their milk supply again.They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed.The people were very upset and decided to go the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice."Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward," they said. "When heapproaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the other side".The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Australia ?"The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Australia ... "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Australia ?"
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Where did you get your wife from Graeme?? :P
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Not saying, on the grounds that I could put myself in the doghouse.Graeme.
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:d
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And I thought the only difference was the Kiwi"s wore rubber boots. You learn something every day.
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And I thought the only difference was the Kiwi"s wore rubber boots. You learn something every day.Pete,The other difference is the Velcro on the palms of the gloves! Grabs the wool quite nicely! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DJoe W
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