An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?""I can cut them for you" said Dan the pharmacist " But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ""I am 96" said the old man."I don"t want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don"t **** on my slippers." ;D ;D
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American Medical Association researchers have found that Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.!!!!!! Just thought you"d like to know.
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