Paddy

[Russell]

Paddy was walking along the street in Dublin when he rounds a corner and there"s a high rise building on fire.

[birdy]

:d :d :d :d :d

[eigyro]

That"s "political correctness",

[bones]

What"s the simarlarity between Australia and Macdonald"s??We are now both being run by a red headed clown

[Des Garvin]

We are now both being run by a red headed clown. Real or Bottle version??????????????????????????????Des Garvin.

[bones]

This even made me smile after the **** luck i been having lately.A

[Echo]

Q: What"s the difference between a Harley & a vacuum cleaner ?A: The dirt bag is in a different spot.

[Mark Horan]

A bloke asks his mate how his sex life is,His mate says "bloody fantastic", I am porking a set of twins, but dont say anything, niether of them know Im in each others bed!Bloke says, "you lucky bastrd, but how do you tell them apart?"Mate says " thats easy, Sarah has long blonde hair, a tiny waist and the longest legs you have ever seen........ the other one, Brian, has a moustache ;DMark ;D

[birdy]

You sic bastered.

[GraemeMonro]

You sic bastered. That he is, but also funny.Graeme.