PREGNANCY Q & A

[GraemeMonro]

PREGNANCY Q & A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.Q : I"m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby"s sex?A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she"s borderline irrational. A: So what"s your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it"s not pain I"ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

[Echo]

Q: How soon after childbirth can we have sex again ?A: Depends if you are in a public or private room.Q: The baby looks nothing like his father.A: Of course he does........he just may not look like your husband.

[Russell]

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