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A NT Station owner who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 1500 s/miles." The lawyer said, "No, you don"t understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain"t got a Case, but I got a John Deere and a Cat." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that"s where I parks the John Deere and the Cat." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both gets up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she"s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that"s why I wants a dayvorce."