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    apparantly deadset TRUEattorney...........what was the first thing your husband said to you that morningwitness............"where am i kathy"attorney...........and that upset you ???witness.............just a tad, considering my name is susanattorney..........are you sexually activewitness............no, i just lay thereattorney...........how was your first marriage terminatedwitness............by deathattorney..........and by whose death was it terminatedwitness............take a guessattorney...........can you best describe the individualwitness............he was about medium height, and had a beardattorney..........was this person a male or femalewitness............unless there was a circus in town, i"m going with maleattorney..........doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead peoplewitness...........all of them, the live ones put up too much of a fightlast one...........attorney.....doctor, befor you performed autopsy, did you check for a pulse
    If you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time
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