Joke...

[aussie_paul]

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal immigrants, four thieving Politicians, a redhead screwing under a Aussie flag, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three illegal immigrant flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver,FOR THE LAST TIME... MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!Aussie Paul.

[dog]

City boy buys a remote farm in the hills to escape the rat race. A month passes without him seeing a soul. Friday afternoon he gets a phone call from his nearest neighbour two miles away. "I have just found out you have moved in.Friday nights there is a wild party at my farm, do you want to come?" City boy thinks Mmmm its been a while since I socialised."Yes please" he said. "I will warn you there will be lots of drink" said his neighbour. "Thats OK I havent had a drink since I left the City I could do with one" City Boy replied. "Oh...and I should warn you there will be wild uninhibited sex all night too"said the neighbour. City Boy thought, fantastic, its been a while and said, will there be many there?. The neighbour said, "Just you and me"