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When you"re from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours" farmhouse in his
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I just read an article on the dangers of drinking... Scared the **** out of me.
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I only smoke a cigarette after meals ,
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Will I live to see 80 !!!!Here"s something to think about.I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. (I just turned Sixty).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn"t resist asking him, "Do you think I"ll live to be 80?"He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?""Oh no," I replied. "I"m not doing drugs, either!"Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?""I said, "Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!""Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?""No, I don"t," I said.He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?""No," I said...He looked at me and said,.. "Then, why do you even care?"
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegallygrown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don"t go in that field overthere.....," as he pointed out the location.The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have theauthority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudlydisplayed it to the rancher."See this badge?!
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A Permanent Erection A bloke walked into a Pharmacy in Adelaide and asked to talk to a malepharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and thatshe and her sister owned the store, and there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was somethingthat he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, andwhatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that
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