Are you a lemon picker???

[aussie_paul]

A man applying for a job at a Mildura Lemon Orchard seemed to be far tooqualified for the job.The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had anyactual experience in picking lemons?"He replied: "I"ve been divorced three times, bought a Leyland P76, a Betavideo player and took up both Telstra floats. Then I voted for Kevin Ruddand Julia Gillard. How am I doing so far?"Aussie Paul.

[birdy]

"I am the Labor Party"s Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, God fearing Australian. I am a hard working Australian and I work long hours to earn a living. I

[GraemeMonro]

I don"t know how true that Bob Katter bit at the bottom is, but I did like what it all meant.A long time ago for me when I was in the Army and would be on cenotaph guard we had some nuts around that liked to through red paint on our flag and Battalion colours, I was always instructed that if they were to stumble and impale themselves on my bayonet the Army would sort it out for me.Graeme.

[tonydenton]

ditto grae. so is it a speach written by bob, or is he being included in with the others. not sure .

[adrian_clince]

it seems all la de da - to me but its all good- i just look at it - that australia is the first to buy everything made in japan - or china - or thiawan