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This is excellent10 Reasons Why I Voted Labor1.I voted Labor because I like the idea of Bob Brown as the alternate Prime Minister.2.I voted Labor because I believe the government will do a better job of spending my money than I would.3.I voted Labor because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.4.I voted Labor because I believe that people who can"t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don"t start driving a Prius.5.I voted Labor because I think illegal immigrants have a right to free health care, education, and welfare benefits.6.I voted Labor because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Greens see fit.7.I voted Labor because the introduction of a tax on carbon dioxide will solve the world’s environmental problems.8.I voted Labor because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I want it opened up to unlimited numbers of illegal immigrants so that they can bring our standard of living and moral values down to theirs.9.I voted Labor because I don"t care how big the national debt is, as long as I get my welfare payment every second Thursday.10.I voted Labor because my head is so firmly planted up my ****, it"s unlikely that I"ll ever have another point of view.
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
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Ten points.
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Stuck in a Canberra Traffic Jam A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Canberra. Nothing is moving!Suddenly a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What"s going on?""Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan and Bob Brown. They"re asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they"re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We"re going from car to car, taking up a collection."The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?""Most people are giving about five Litres."
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Good one!I used to call our pollies "Oxygen Thieves"!Now I have a new name for them. "Arsenic"That is, because you can survive them in small enough doses!!!
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Subject: Simple maths over the past 40 years and beyond.1.Teaching Maths in 1970A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100.His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit?
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John Clarke, Bryan Dawes skit [Scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN] John:
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