old age.

[GraemeMonro]

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the

[tonydenton]

[Des Garvin]

Now we really know how old ya are and what you do all day Graeme.

[GraemeMonro]

SHAVE &HAIRCUTAn old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the old barber he can"t get all his whiskers off because hischeeks are wrinkled from age.The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.When he"s finished, the old man tells the barber that was the best shave he"s had in years.But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The old barber replied:"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".