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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on a door.The lady of the house recognised him for what he was, said, "Not interested!" and proceeded to close the door.The salesman, being used to this, was quick off the mark, so jammed his foot in the door.Catching the poor lady off guard, he pushed the door open again and barged his way in.Before the lady could say or do anything, he"d retrieve a bag of horse $h1t which he proceeded to empty onto the carpet.He said, "Now! If my vacuum cleaner doesn"t completely clean that up, I"ll *eat* that horse $h1t!"The lady replied apologetically, "Well, would you like a knife and fork and some tomato sauce? You see, we haven"t paid our electricity bill and they"ve cut off the power!"
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