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Simple AND Eloquent! A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Gillard fans.Not really knowing what a Gillard fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Russ..The teacher asked Little Russ why he has decided to be different...again.Little Russ said, "Because I"m not a Gillard fan."The teacher asked, "Why aren"t you a Gillard fan?"Russ said, "Because I"m a Liberal."The teacher asked him why he"s a Liberal.Little Russ answered, "Well, my Mom"s a Liberal and my Dad"s a Liberal, so I"m a Liberal."Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"With a big smile, Little Russ replied, "A Gillard fan.""