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Tiger woods drives his mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant knows nothing about golf and unaware he is a golf pro. "Top of the morning to yer sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to grab the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those" asks the attendant. "They are called tees" replies Tiger. "Well what in Gods earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman. "they are for resting my balls on when I am driving" says Tiger. "Well don"t that beat all" says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything"