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Can relate to quite a few of these!A REAL WISH LIST 1 Wouldn"t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! 2 Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven"t met yet! 3 The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about! 4 I don"t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!5 I don"t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! 6 Old age is coming at a really bad time! 7 When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! 8 The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don"t need to write that down, I"ll remember it." 9 Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap! 10 I don"t have gray hair.B I have "wisdom highlights".B I"m just very wise. 11 I smile because you are my sister-in-law and laugh because you married my brother! 12 My people skills are just fine. It"s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.13 Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper. 14 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would"ve put them on my knees. 15 The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes". 16 I like my middle finger best because it always sticks up for me! 17 I"m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I"ll do that second week. 18 When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"? 19 I"ve lost my mind and I"m pretty sure my kids took it! 20 Even duct tape can"t fix stupid ... But it can muffle the sound! 21 Why do I have to press one for English when you"re just gonna transfer me to someone I can"t understand anyway? 22 Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW. 23 Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
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G"day Des, That was the best piece, I have read for a long time, Thanks Darrell
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Des comes from a small town just north of Perth called Bullsbrook and his list has triggered my following response.Bullsbrook made the news across much of Australia over the weekend for its bushfires. Now this particular bush fire consumed 6,900 hectares and was fortunately stopped before it hit the coastal suburban strip 25 km away. At one stage it was advancing at 4km per hour.I also live in Bullsbrook and have just returned from the community bushfire meeting where one of the members in the audience stood up and asked where the people were who started the bushfire which burned 7000 hectares of bush?This individual
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Thanks for that info Chook as I was wondering about what started that fire. A huge thanks to all you volunteers who helped to bring that fire to a halt.
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Good to hear you and Des are right.
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