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Apparently the koran instructs all obedient male followers to commit suicide if they see a naked woman other than their own wife. So as tomorrow is Sept. 11. I suggest we remember the horrors of the terrorist attacks by all women going about their duties naked. Lets have naked women walking the streets of the world starkers and the fundamentalists will have no choice but to top themselves and leave us lovers of life in peace. And it would be very entertaining. ;D
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Gota love the logic mate.
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Yeah and if we get the women to mow the lawn in their bikini while we have a beer we will be able to spot the local fundamentalist jehad, feta, ISIS,Shiite,terrorists or whatever they are now.The G20 summit is a worry they should have it way out of town. Like at a island resort so they can secure the whole area. In a city to me makes no sense as they are gunna lock the Brissy city down and blanket jam communications. I"m just glad i live out of town the further the better.Mike.
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Bang on Blake..... why brizvegas for gods sake???Plenty of islands? (Antarctica?)
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Had a bit of trouble sending the missus off to work today on the ferry boat in her birthday suit! ;D
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Me missus walked over to feed the chooks this mor,n, starkers, and they all went berko, so now they are all in the fridge.
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Hope ya plucked them first Birdy, bloody hard to pluck a frozen chook. If you went out there in ya Birthday suit they"d died of fright anyway. ;DMike.
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So why not paint military helicopters and planes with murals of naked women instead of the normal paint jobs, that way the muzlims cant even look at the planes because they will have to kill themselves if they see it?Just a thort? ;D
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your always thinking out side the square there muz. I gotta hand it to you I never thought of that at all. maybe in high vis too.
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Yeah, I just put two and two together and got the usual six.... divided it by three and got seventeen, so there you have it
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Theres a yarn bout the diggers in WW1.They started a rumer that their ammo suppier was outa wax ( they used for lubricating bullets), so they used pig fat.Worked wunders, noone shootn at them, so they didnt have to shoot back, win win.Bet the doogoods would hava hissy if you tried that these days, unfair advantage or sum crap no dout. :
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I"m impressed with the amount of improvise the diggers got up to with all that time in the trench. We all know about the mutten tins with a water drip into another tied to the trigger of 303"s to buy enough time to retreat. Imagine the response you"d get if you suggested that idea today. I believe the para-scope was also another product of the digger improvised from the necessity of not getting your head in the way of a bullet. I guess all the time spent on horse drawn agriculture equipment and some good old 8 gauge fencing wire you could fix anything. I saw a miniature pocket knife a digger made in the trench and it even had an ivory looking handle it was really good work considering his workshop.Mike.
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