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Ed walks into Victoria "s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee? ?for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --the more sheer, the higher the price.Naturally, Ed opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.Ed presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.Upstairs Rebecca figures out a plan --she"s no dummy, even though she be blonde-- "I have an idea. It"s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won"t put it on, but I"ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." Ed will NEVER know the differenceRebecca appears naked on the balcony in 6" heels ... and strikes a pose.Ed says, "Good God Almighty! You"d think for $500, they"d at least iron it!"He never heard the shot.?Funeral on Friday at Noon. Closed coffin?.?Aussie Paul.
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