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A man walks into the Target shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from $50 to $150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $150 and takes the lingerie home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.While upstairs his wife thinks I have an idea.This lingerie is so see-through that it might as well be nothing.I won"t put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a $150 refund and keep the money for myself.So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.The husband exclaims," Stone me! - it wasn"t that creased in the shop!" His funeral is this Thursday.Aussie Paul. 