Doctor visit...

[aussie_paul]

I went to visit my doctor for my annual check ups. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?”He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?”“Oh no,” I replied. “I don’t do drugs, either”.“Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?”I said, “No, I usually stay home and keep to myself”.“Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”I said, “No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!”“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, bicycling, or flying gyroplanes?”“No, I don’t,” I said.“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”“No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things”.He looked at me and said, “Then why do you care?”Aussie Paul.