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    Two football teams, one of all NSW players and one of all Qld players, charter a double-Decker bus for a week trip to Dawin. The Qld team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the NSW team rode on the top level. The Qld team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized he hadn"t heard anything from the NSW mob upstairs. So he decided to go up and investigate. When the Queenslander reached the top, he found all the NSW blokes sitting in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.The Qlder asked, "What the heck"s going on up here? We"re having a great time downstairs!" One from the NSW team looked up at him, swallowed hard and whispered...

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    An Aussie met a fairy who offered to grant him one wish. "I want to live forever," he said."Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.""OK,” he said, "Then I want to die when N.S.W. win the Rugby League State of Origin.""You crafty ba***rd!" said the fairy

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    • #3
      Haarrrrrrrrr......Haarrrrrrr.......Haarrrrrrrrrr ;D

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      • #4
        Ho Hum, Oh no NSW lost again.Up there Qld.Graeme.

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          A NSW state of origin player goes to a chemist shop and says to the pharmacist:"I got a hot date tonight, an" I need me some potection. How much is a pack a" them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked bloke says. Well I"ll be, don"t they stay on by themselves?"

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          • #6
            Well, what can I say NSW?I could say at least you did try, but only twice.

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            • #7
              Well, what can I say NSW?I could say at least you did try, but only twice.

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              • #8
                I"m not so sure NSw can do it next year Graeme, they still have a long way to go and even without Lockyear, Queensland has plenty of talent. ;DThe talent just oozes out of us Brian.Graeme.

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                • #9
                  The talent just oozes out of us Brian.Graeme.The stuff that oozes out of you i didnt think it was called TALENT Gra

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                  • #10
                    The stuff that oozes out of you i didnt think it was called TALENT Gra

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                    • #11
                      Q.Here, how do you know ET was a queenslanderA.He looked like one

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                      • #12
                        Q.Here, how do you know ET was a queenslanderA.He looked like one

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                        • #13
                          One for you blue blokes.

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                          • #14
                            But wait, there is more.

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                            • #15
                              Have I said that I am enjoying this.

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