Two football teams, one of all NSW players and one of all Qld players, charter a double-Decker bus for a week trip to Dawin. The Qld team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the NSW team rode on the top level. The Qld team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized he hadn"t heard anything from the NSW mob upstairs. So he decided to go up and investigate. When the Queenslander reached the top, he found all the NSW blokes sitting in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.The Qlder asked, "What the heck"s going on up here? We"re having a great time downstairs!" One from the NSW team looked up at him, swallowed hard and whispered...
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A NSW state of origin player goes to a chemist shop and says to the pharmacist:"I got a hot date tonight, an" I need me some potection. How much is a pack a" them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked bloke says. Well I"ll be, don"t they stay on by themselves?"
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