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    Ozzys need to eat more cement and HTFU. >Couldnt belive wot i was see"n the other day.Droped in ona mates place on my way home and there wasa strange 4WD out frunt.Belonged to the Met mob [ them people, public sevants, who can run a root at their job tday, and be garanteed to still have it tmorrow], and they were providen a critical service for us peasant taxpayers. Taken their 5 yearly foto of station rain gauges. :But thats not all.Its seems it takes two of um to do this job.In a latest modle Toyota LC.And on the back of this unit was a $14,000 canopy.Dust proof, to protect all their critical gear they gota cart round while taken these all important pix.But thats still not all.Between this fancy canopy and the cab were two spare tyresJust the regular 750-16" cruiser tyres.But apparently Ozzys are now so soft they gota have electric winches to lift these massive tyres [ bout 20kg] all the way up to the tray [ 3" tops].Not one winch to lift these tyres, one winch each side.These two oz blokes, 100kg+, each, cant lift a pissy little 20kg tyre 3" off the ground.Wot a f^%$# w@nk. >Im renounce"n my oz citisenship. Duno wot i am, but if they is ozzys, im not.

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    Eating cement is a sure way of getting Stoned.Graeme.

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    • #3
      birdy ,thats nothing i seen a fat beaurocrap cleaning its teeth with a battery powered toothbrush so he wouldnt get blisters on top of his papercuts ,pussies,were surrounded by these non events ,you should see them over here on the coast , theres thousands of them and they hatch on toilet walls when the sun comes up.

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      • #4
        When I was out there I thought I"d seen all sorts of soft c##cks come through. At least they didn"t stick around long enough to make ya really want to kill em.But over this way there are some real oxygen theives who keep changing the playing fieild to suit themselves. Wait till ya work for some of the bigger corps. gps control on ya truck so they can see when ya stop for a leak and ask ya why ya stopped?Not allowed to lift more than 15 kgs by yourself. Thats the weight of a box of beer. No wonder people are doing backs in. No bloody exercise to keep ya fit.And whinge when they are asked to do some work, bloody amazing. Would love to take some back out there and show em what real work is. They"d wouldn"t last a day pullin bores or workin the yards.Had my whinge, all better now.

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        • #5
          hey guys ,i am feeling a whole lot better now ,there is other people out there in this beautful big country who can see the big picture ,now that we have got ronald mcdonalds sister as our new leader the crap we put up with from the duds , whom we pay their wages ,might listen to mainstream australia ,not

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          • #6
            Bloke here the other day at the roadhouse need a tyre repair. The fella that does them is well into his 60"s. I saw him taking the spare off the caravan. I went up and asked the owner why he didn"t take it off for him. He replied, "Why should I? I paid for the service, and thats what he"s paid to do."Tourists, pffhh.

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            • #7
              What he really meant was he didn"t know how too.

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              • #8
                Not sure about eating cement, but useful when mixed with water in a bucket and used as boots.We have this toll road called eastlink. Buggers aimed the cameras the other way, and started charging mobikes. So I got a bill for $12. I was a bit slow paying it and the day after I did, I got a summons from the police for $113.So I wrote saying fair suck of the sauce bottle, I paid. A sl... (ooops) Dang Quock Hee wrote back saying no excuse, pay the fine, in English invented by him. And referred me to the East Link enabling Act. And said no further correspondence would be entered into.Now that is always a red rag to me. Thats what lawyers do.So I wrote thanking him for the legislation, where it states that it is an excuse if you have paid.The fine is now up to $280 from police. Hey, if Eastlink is a private company, how can they have the police acting as a debt collector? This included a note inviting further correspondence. I f I thought the fine should be revoked, let them know.So I sent an answer unexpected, I said

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                • #9
                  What the big deal?

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                  • #10
                    Ozzys need to eat more cement and HTFU. >Couldnt belive wot i was see"n the other day.Droped in ona mates place on my way home and there wasa strange 4WD out frunt.Belonged to the Met mob [ them people, public sevants, who can run a root at their job tday, and be garanteed to still have it tmorrow], and they were providen a critical service for us peasant taxpayers. Taken their 5 yearly foto of station rain gauges. :But thats not all.Its seems it takes two of um to do this job.In a latest modle Toyota LC.And on the back of this unit was a $14,000 canopy.Dust proof, to protect all their critical gear they gota cart round while taken these all important pix.But thats still not all.Between this fancy canopy and the cab were two spare tyresJust the regular 750-16" cruiser tyres.But apparently Ozzys are now so soft they gota have electric winches to lift these massive tyres [ bout 20kg] all the way up to the tray [ 3" tops].Not one winch to lift these tyres, one winch each side.These two oz blokes, 100kg+, each, cant lift a pissy little 20kg tyre 3" off the ground.Wot a f^%$# w@nk. >Im renounce"n my oz citisenship. Duno wot i am, but if they is ozzys, im not.This guy won’t eat cement and dint take any pictures of rain gauges in a LC Toyota, all he did is smooth talking for a while, now gets an airline gold pass, worth about $60,000 a year, office space costing up to $120,000, four office staff costing about $262,000 and a car leased for around $18,000 a year, and a pension of between $118,346 and $145,987 a year, indexed for inflation, that means if he lives till 85 would cost the tax payers 20million dollars. By the way, he speaks perfectly Chinese.

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                    • #11
                      Frig i need to get out of town again and away from tv, i just watched the "news" and frig me the "people" of palm island just kept at it until they found some one who came up with the verdict they wanted now 6 police officers are in the crap, nothing has been done or said about all the buildings and police station that got burnt down while 400 odd people were running a riot.I just think what would be going through your mind with 400 people trying to kill you, well i know i wouldnt have handled it the way these officers did anyway, not with legally issued weapons on my hip,

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                      • #12
                        The only reason why they never gave up woz coz we idiots payed for it.

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                        • #13
                          Hada natha coupla dichead PS [public sevants] turn up tday. >2 tojos this time.drove streight past me as i was walkn back from the hanger, [tunel vision idiots]steped outa their latest modle CLs into sum mud, beamn with pride as they check out all of the mud [ my f^%$n road] sprayed from bull bar to tow hitch.Saw me walkn up, and they hada ol mate blackfella with um, and he was not happy.They said "good mor"n". I grunted, Ol mate looked at the ground.I said, " wot you do"n ere?"They [the PSs] said "we are from water resorses and are on our way to ######.I said agin, "wot you do"n ere?Cant remember wot dribble he said, but he was startn to feel uncomfortable.I said " why the f%$# do you idiots insist on driven round wen its wet?"He said " we have to do sum sample tests on the bores on #####."And of course i said " no dout its real f^%$n important that you do it tday ay".Ol mate is now lookn away, he knows im not happy.The PSs aint that smart, Yet."How was me road" I asked?""spoton" said the lead driver."corse it was for you dichead, you were first to start f%$#n it up", I said.The ol mate blacfella was now headn for his LC, he didnt want any part of this.Told the 2 PSs how to get to #####, and not to come back this way. OL mate had that " im sorry look" bout him, but the PSs didnt hava f%$#n clue.Worst part is, im payn their wages.

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                          • #14
                            Frig i need to get out of town again and away from tv, i just watched the "news" and frig me the "people" of palm island just kept at it until they found some one who came up with the verdict they wanted now 6 police officers are in the crap, nothing has been done or said about all the buildings and police station that got burnt down while 400 odd people were running a riot.I just think what would be going through your mind with 400 people trying to kill you, well i know i wouldnt have handled it the way these officers did anyway, not with legally issued weapons on my hip,

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                            • #15
                              People whit your attitude is what’s wrong with this world. All they want is justice (denied)

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