Ozzys need to eat more cement.

[birdy]

Youll never win an argument with a one eyed idiot Bones.Even if he did come out to the real world and see with his one eye, thered be no end of limp dic excuses why they are in the state they are in.Theres only one reason, and thats coz of the limp dics insistance that they should get everythn for nuthn.Wouldnt matter wot breed you was, if you get everythn for nuthn, youll keep on taken.But we know that, and we know nuthns go"n to change till the rest of Oz opens both eyes. >The real victums ere are the real blackfellas.Not many of them round these days.Mores the loss for us.Wot gets my goat with these pailface ones is their lack of respect or recognition for the 15/16ths of their blood that aint black.

[gbw]

"2 tojos this time.drove streight past me as i was walkn back from the hanger, [tunel vision idiots]"Seem to remember a similar problem when you were walking out of tiger country. Time to change your after shave...

[birdy]

Heard anatha doozy the other day. >A bloke a coupla hundred miles north hasa sat fone setup [ same as our microwave one but uses satelites] and its solar powered.8 munths ago it died, and he quickly found the battery was cactus.Rang telecommical [ telecom] and said the fone needed anatha batt and solar regulater coz it wasnt chargeing.They came out, hada look, and told him it needed anatha batt and regulater. [pretty switched on these d1cheads].Munths passed, all the time he had to swap batterys outa his tojo so"s he hada fone.Called tele a few times, but they kept sayn that they hadnt budgeted for a new batt before the garanteed 5 year life, so they had to make special arrangements. ???More munths passed and nuthn.Ol mate knew one of these tele techs and quized him bout the battery.He said he"s got pallets of um in his depo, but cant move um.Why?????Wait for it..................... they weigh 22KGs.These softcocs arnt allowed to lift more n 20 KGs.WTF is this country comen to. :-[The ol diggers would be pretty pissed at how quick this country is go"n down hill, after they did so much to protect it.The country we import these [ massive 22 KG] batterys from must think we are the softest bunch o wingers on the f%$#^ pleanet.Im definatly not an Australian >.

[chook]

Birdy, get your mate to get something in writing from telstra - give em a week to fix it then advise the telecommunications ombudsman. Don"t mess around with these cretons they have delaying tactics in place to delay you getting to the ombudsman. Since the yanks started running the show its never been the same. I worked in telstra for 29 years and 2 years after I got out copped the delay tactics for a problem I had. USE THE BIG STICK (ombudsman) (The techs on the ground are generally pretty good blokes)Chook

[birdy]

The techs on the ground are generally pretty good blokesThey maybe good blokes too, just p1ssweak ones.

[Tsemler]

Hate to tell ya this Birdy, but its not just your phone batteries, try and buy anything now, cement, anything in bulk bags, you can only get em in 20kgs, the whole worlds ****ed, all coz of some city gooders that have never been in the real world, There will be more back injuries out of it coz they have no muscles in there backs!!!! pfft, you should go to the city now a days all the blokes even look like poofs no wonder were going down the can.

[NiqueNaque]

Hey,I can still get 40kg bags of concrete you big northern pussys!!Yeah,I pick up two 20kg bags at a time.. :-)FIGJAM!!!!The fly!!

[birdy]

Why only 2?Manybe you need to eat sum.

[asra]

That"s using his weak hand Birdy...he carries a beer in the other...

[birdy]

Well, this subject never ceases to f*** me off. >Coupla days ago i dred in to quiz these IRA ( mine xlporation brain cells we call " idiots roaming aimlessly") how much longer they were go,n to be hear pissn me off.I never got to find out, coz wot i saw left me stunned, f****d and amazed. ???These are the blokes that used to lay wires out on the ground and send lectric pulses though it and supposedly it tells them wots under ground.These " loops" are bout 100x100m, so its 400 odd meters of cable.They used to just drag this cable from one section to the next witha quad bike.Makes sence.But not now, no, the f***wit in the airconditioned office on the sunny coast seems to think this is far too dangerous to be driveing out there in the willderness ona quad.No, now they have to do it on foot.Yeh, no wunder the bosses of tday aint peoples faverot people.

[MadMuz]

Eating cement is a sure way of getting Stoned.Graeme.After you get stoned and it sets, you will definitely get your rocks off too

[birdy]

Believe it or not, i found one better tday.Just got back from town, and cors, i picked up more rotax food.Went to the depo witha coupla empties and ol mate iv known for years stops me short.WTF?Cant just dtive in tday birdy, the " boss" is ere.So?Your not allowed past that yellow line.Fair nuff, i dodnt want ol mate to get shafted so we had to load the empties ona palet, he filled um, then loaded back n the ute.Kinda pissed

[MadMuz]

Don"t worry Birdy.... they wont hang around long....hopefully

[WEST OZ FLYER]

Good thing he doesn"t have to do his morning exercises at work before he starts his day. Common practice at mine sites over here. The will fly personal trainers up to the mines to do a pre work warm-up/stretch. WTF???

[MadMuz]

Then the rest of the day, it is all you can eat